yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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