haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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