Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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