So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I need to calm my uterus...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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