sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
3pm strippers are depressing
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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