I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So vagazzling was a success
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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