We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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