I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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