Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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