Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and she was petting her beer can
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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