She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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