Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
