So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
ttyl tear gas
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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