No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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