Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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