drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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