You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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