And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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