where am i from again
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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