just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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