To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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