The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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