Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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