The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Porn is love you can see.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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