first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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