it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The ass gains better be worth it
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