I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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