D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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