Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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