its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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