Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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Do I have a choice?
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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