sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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