My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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