Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
