where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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