He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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