wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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