i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
