Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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