did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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