I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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