there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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