i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
birth control should be required to get into college
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
