Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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