She announced her abortion via fbk
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
dude. I can hear the air.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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