Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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