Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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