that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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