His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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