Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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