Say something about gay babies.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
