his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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