Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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