Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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