Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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