I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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